A Pennsylvanian woman, Holly Fray is facing charges and fines after being arrested. Luck ran out on the lady when watchful employees in a retail store noticed the experienced shoplifter shoving food up her dress and then called the police.
The police spokesperson explained that the accused was given a full body search when police arrived at the scene during which a lot of items fell off between her legs to the floor.
"I thought she stuffed a bunch of things in her pants so I gave her a fast pat down, when I felt nothing and saw items begin to fall out of her pants, I knew something was up,” said Officer Langan. “A female officer was called in after Miss Fray was brought to the station, and a more thorough search was initiated.”
Officer Felicia Anne, a 10 year vet of the police force arrived to carry out the more in depth search;
“They asked me to come do a full cavity search on a recently arrested shoplifter, which is very unusual. They told me that they thought she was holding groceries in her vagina, and I literally laughed out loud. They told me about the oranges and not feeling anything during the pat down, so I took her in the back and sure enough, we found nearly $100 worth of groceries inside of her vagina.
A dozen eggs, bread, milk, a few more oranges, as well as a full porterhouse and a rack of bacon were in there, plus a lot more. I was shocked.”
The store didn't press charges against the thief saying that the situation was too funny. Lol, wonders shall never end...
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